He so silly.
But seriously, for those of you who aren't familiar with my glorious self, I have written a paltry few things for this website, and am a general rabblerouser. In the case that it is of interest to you, here are a few quotes pertaining to my character:
"Stop wasting time insulting me and the other DT fans here online, put down your bottle of lotion, and quit masternating to Billy Joel long enough to give this album a chance."
-Dark Glory
"Bob, I hate you more then cancer you dumb fuck, just shut up and never post here again. God kills kittens when ever you post you retard. Your obviously the stupidest fucktard to ever post on the internet all though your supposedly serious retard post make me laugh like crazy. Please leave, go listen to Billy Joel you fag and never post here again. Nobody likes you, everyone thinks your an idiot or they are they just accept you like your their retarded brother that drools in the corner. And most of all Bob spelled backwards is boB nobody on the entiire fucking planet gives a flying fucking monkey shit if you listen DT or not. As Carnal Forge once said retard.........please die.........."
-Lee
"You are the worst kind of pretentious dick because you even act pretentious to pretentious people."
-Lee
"bob: you're really a miserable curmudgeon, aren't you? in every bloody post you make, you sling words like ''good'',
''bad'', ''shitty'', ''decent'' like they have some objective
existence...we should all just kowtow to bob as the definitive index of
value. i'm not sure if we're to read your posts as wilful provocation
or just plain [tourette's infected] whiney self-absorption"
-Equininthorn
"Don't you just love me? I'm a pompous asshole who thinks everyone else gives a fuck about what I have to say! Why I cannot simply keep my opinion to myself, instead of imposing it on others in a long-winded fashion, I have no idea! But I'll be damned if I let anyone else express their own opinion on here unchallenged!"
-Myself, apparently
"Cretaceous means either chalky, or it refers to something from the cretacious period (a long time ago) and is usually applied to rocks. So he`s either the Great Chalky Bob, or the Really Old Rocky Bob.
Either way, he`s still a twat."
-CHUG!
"I don't care what everyone else says, Cretaceous Bob, I want to invent a time machine so that I can go into the future in order to employ the services of futuristic sex change doctors. I would get a fully functional womb, then travel back, and beg you to let me bear your fucking awesome children. I know, I'm so fucking gay that as soon as the eggs would be inseminated the tiny awesome children would punch a tiny awesome hole through my newly acquired uterus purely out of tiny awesome disgust, but it'd be worth the genital pain just to ensure that your tiny awesome children are borne by a worthless host who wouldn't be missed should anything drastic result from childbirth, such as uterus-punching."
-Neil, the Queen of South African Faggots
"You make yourself look like a bigger ass than anyone else ever could."
-prennick, pederast
"How about in every post you don't sound like some 80 year old WW2 Vet
down at the VFW talking about the evil Nip's and then I will shut my
mouth Billy Bob."
-Lee, hypocrite
"I fucking hate retarded assholes like you. You're so closed minded
and set in your ways that it is an inconvienence for you when bands
that you enjoy go in slighly different directions with their sound
instead of stagnate in the same 'ol thing forever. It's not like they
went off and changed everything like IN FLAMES or some other sucks ass
band. Do me a favor and stop listening to metal, cuz you don't
deserve it. Someone like you with a closed mind should have someone
like MTV telling you what to listen to."
-Facial La Fleur
I collect negative comments like baseball bards, and every night I print all of them out and roll around in them, laughing gleefully.