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I am Jason Jordan. I wrote 206 reviews for MR during my three-year tenure. I'd like to think that my scores were, in the words of Chris Pontius, "stern but fair." I have a beard.
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[quote user="Number2"] [quote user="Jason Jordan"] I am the authority on HEAVY METAL since 1983 (the year I was born) and counting.... [/quote] .....and facial hair?? [/quote] Yes, that too. I was born with a beard actually.
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I always knew I was a winner. This just confirms it.
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[quote user="flah"] [quote user="Jason Jordan"] [quote user="flah"] AND JASON JORDAN'S BIG BUSHY BEARD. [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] Cheers for that. I'm not familiar with that moving picture.
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This is a thread in response to ethr noticing that I put "formerly with MetalReview.com " in my profile. What ethr was doing viewing my profile, I don't know (I bet it involved candlelight and Vaseline). However, yes, I'm no longer with MR , and while I planned to create a thread about...
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Jason got really drunk at our Christmas party and had sex with his beard in front of our CEO. Not cool. DISMISSED!!!
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I missed a chance at shooting Jason Jordan with the most awesome looking tank on the planet. but someone else stepped in and pulled the trigger! but now I miss Jason Jordan. no wait! I just miss his beard! but it was probably destroyed in the blast. no wait! His beard is indestructable! I just sneezed...
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[quote user="Captain"] I'll be knitting a sweater and a pair of socks from Jason Jordan's beard for our next giveaway. Stay tuned for further details. [/quote] I've secured my beard with The Club.
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I'll be knitting a sweater and a pair of socks from Jason Jordan's beard for our next giveaway. Stay tuned for further details.
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