I'm on top of these as soon as they come out..I get them all. When it comes to this at least, I am a certified DORK...
And I catch hell for it.
"But what does it mean, Dad?"
"It means our financial situation is turning around. It means things are looking upward. Literally, the shit is pointing out of the pot! Towards Heaven, to God. My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father."