Worst Album Covers

Latest post 07-23-2008 4:53 PM by Twilight Frost. 88 replies.
  • 07-14-2008 1:14 PM

    Worst Album Covers

    Kind of a boredom topic to see what sort of terrible album covers there is floating around

    I'll start with this one

    Classic

  • 07-14-2008 1:17 PM In reply to

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    Re: Worst Album Covers

     

    Awesome album and all, but that cover is RETARDED.

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  • 07-14-2008 1:32 PM In reply to

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    I see absolutely nothing wrong with that Malmsteen cover. I love that one.

    I'd point the finger towards something like this:



    Look how repulsed that battle angel is by that guy who's hoping he'll blow him...

     

  • 07-14-2008 1:35 PM In reply to

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    Yeah Ing Wee has much worse covers than that one. I actually kinda like that one a little bit as well. I also don't see anything with the MESHUGGAH cover either. That MORTIFICATION one is uber gay though. they are like christian death metal or something right? I guess something like that would be expected then. LoL

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    did i miss the memo on the green stars next to everyone's name or what?Tongue Tied

     

     

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    Re: Worst Album Covers

    Facial La Fleur:

    I also don't see anything with the MESHUGGAH cover either.

     

    Really? It always reminded me of some kind of Zen Buddhist alien telling you to shhhhh, he's meditating on whether he should wash his hands/grow hair/hit a tanning booth. Coming from a band who've had some of my favorite album covers ever (Chaosphere, Catch 33) it seems a little retarded.

    "I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up."

  • 07-14-2008 1:47 PM In reply to

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    Also forgot about this one

    Quite creepy and i never really got what it was supposed to be, i mean is it man, seal or what?

  • 07-14-2008 1:49 PM In reply to

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    Isn't that the O RLY dude?

  • 07-14-2008 3:31 PM In reply to

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    Re: Worst Album Covers

    Captain:
    Look how repulsed that battle angel is by that guy who's hoping he'll blow him...

     

    Broken Heart Broken Heart

    Ok, here's a classic badness:

    Please could you stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest from all the unborn chicken voices in my head

     

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  • 07-14-2008 3:37 PM In reply to

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    Don't get cunty.

  • 07-14-2008 3:49 PM In reply to

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    No one said it had to be a metal cover...

     

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  • 07-14-2008 4:16 PM In reply to

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    The Metal Mallet:

     

    No one said it had to be a metal cover...

     

    Wow... just, wow.

     

    The silence is deafening...

  • 07-14-2008 4:28 PM In reply to

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    Re: Worst Album Covers

    RichUNrivalled:

    Kind of a boredom topic to see what sort of terrible album covers there is floating around

    I'll start with this one

    Classic

    Man that kicks ass and is a cool album too. Heavy Metal is all about dragons and vans anyways.

     

     

  • 07-14-2008 4:33 PM In reply to

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    I actually own this, and on Vinyl, good for its time but jeez my mom almost shit herself over this cover.

     

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