Oog. Friends in from LA this week, so I left work at noon to go hang out with them and drink $14 margaritas. Now I have a headache and need to go to the gym. I just burped and tasted tequila.
The other day a guy asked me how windchimes worked. I processed that for about 2 seconds, and then I said to myself, "Holy shit, I have to make some changes in my life."
-clerk at Salvation Army thrift store