Jason Jordan: I am the authority on HEAVY METAL since 1983 (the year I was born) and counting....
I am the authority on HEAVY METAL since 1983 (the year I was born) and counting....
.....and facial hair??
"Maybe Judas was just a dick." - Jordan Campbell
Number2: Jason Jordan: I am the authority on HEAVY METAL since 1983 (the year I was born) and counting.... .....and facial hair??
Yes, that too. I was born with a beard actually.
I can't imagine that that would have made for a comfortable vaginal exit for either party.
"Call me a judas, call me insane.But I am what I am, I'm just a man."
The Great Cretaceous Bob: I can't imagine that that would have made for a comfortable vaginal exit for either party.
Or vaginal contact these days either, but I guess some girls are into that.
I love the liquid inside people. I'm an eight-foot spider wearing a disposable diaper, man, I'm insane!
Dogfish Head World Wide Stout is a beer that should be only taken in shots. First beer I've ever poured out in my entire life
Fear the wrath of God for he is the ultimate terrorist.
91% of statistics are made up on-the-spot.
I try to keep an eye open and I realize,
I haven't closed my eyes in a long time.
Radar: 91% of statistics are made up on-the-spot.
Is that a fact?
"Is this your fuckin' homework Larry?"
The average person has 14 moles.
What do you want?
sweetiemuffinsugarplum: The Great Cretaceous Bob: I can't imagine that that would have made for a comfortable vaginal exit for either party. Or vaginal contact these days either, but I guess some girls are into that.
What's a vagina?
I mean,
lee: People that use lame drunken quotes of mine from many years ago have male issues........
People that use lame drunken quotes of mine from many years ago have male issues........
Don't take your anger out on me for losing both your legs in 'Nam.
I have first gulf war syndrome, Nam was John Rambo, we are usually mistaken for each other.
Jason Jordan: lee: People that use lame drunken quotes of mine from many years ago have male issues........ Don't take your anger out on me for losing both your legs in 'Nam.
Iron Maiden:Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.
I'll be damned. You've really found your forte with this thread, haven't you Maiden?
most species of male birds do not have a penis.