Who do you most want to have a drink with from the Metal Review Board? (or smoke a J if that is what you are into)

sweetiemuffinsugarplum:

Eminor:

If it's around a some bigass event (show/fest)  I might be able to justify the trip.  To NY or CA I guess, but NY would be cheaper. 

How big is big?

 

 Oh I dunno.  You thinking about sponsoring something? Some of it would be timing and finances.  I was all geared up to hit the current Maiden tour in NY or LA but the tickets went on sale before I knew what hit me. 

Number2:

since i dont live in brooklynn does that mean you are taking the drink offer off the table?

Fuck no, if you can get here, I've got a beer for you.  It just might cost you a teche more.

Radar:

You might as well ask a parent which child is their favorite to punch!  I can't play favorites!

Am I close enough to NYC to get in on the love in if it ever happens? 

Also, Mallet, lemme know what shows you're going to in Toronto.  Sometimes I think Buffalo is the least metal place on Earth.

Well the next one that'll give you enough time to sort things out would be June 6 for Kataklysm.  I also go Sigh, Zimmers Hole, and Unexpect September 19th.  I'm sure they'll be some shows between then though.  Like August 13 for the Metal Masters.  Forgot I ordered a ticket for that for a second.

It'd definitely be an adventure to drink with a MR forumite.

 Feel free to pop over to the north of Scotland and sample the whiskey.  However, you will have to drink by yourselves as the wife would go ballistic if she knew I was meeting up with a bunch of weirdos from the interweb.

cu63d:

 Feel free to pop over to the north of Scotland and sample the whiskey.  However, you will have to drink by yourselves as the wife would go ballistic if she knew I was meeting up with a bunch of weirdos from the interweb.

Hmm, I've been thinking of taking a beer odyssey in the UK...

cu63d:

 Feel free to pop over to the north of Scotland and sample the whiskey.  However, you will have to drink by yourselves as the wife would go ballistic if she knew I was meeting up with a bunch of weirdos from the interweb.

Um... does "Honey, I'm going to go get fucked up with people totally not from the interwebs!" not work?

The Great Cretaceous Bob:

cu63d:

 Feel free to pop over to the north of Scotland and sample the whiskey.  However, you will have to drink by yourselves as the wife would go ballistic if she knew I was meeting up with a bunch of weirdos from the interweb.

Um... does "Honey, I'm going to go get fucked up with people totally not from the interwebs!" not work?

 

 It might.  But what if I agree and The Great Cretaceous Bob turns out to be a 15 year old girl from Richmond, VA or even worse a 15 year old boy.  Don't think I'll be able to explain that one to the wife (or the police).    That sort of thing gets your name put on a list over here and it's not a good list either.

cu63d:

 It might.  But what if I agree and The Great Cretaceous Bob turns out to be a 15 year old girl from Richmond, VA or even worse a 15 year old boy.  Don't think I'll be able to explain that one to the wife (or the police).    That sort of thing gets your name put on a list over here and it's not a good list either.

Well, an observant person would notice I can't possibly be 15. And it'd be easier to determine the age of the rest of the regulars around here. But yes, obviously you don't meet up with Joe "I just fucking joined two days ago" Johnson who can't type.

Also, does Scotland not take care of its daughters? Why isn't a 15 year old girl meeting an older dude weirder than a 15 year old boy doing the same, rather than vice versa?

The Great Cretaceous Bob:

Also, does Scotland not take care of its daughters?

Yes, and that's why when my daughter reaches 15 she will not be allowed to travel to Richmond to meet her '15 year old' online buddy called 'Bob'.

The Great Cretaceous Bob:

Well, an observant person would notice I can't possibly be 15. And it'd be easier to determine the age of the rest of the regulars around here. But yes, obviously you don't meet up with Joe "I just fucking joined two days ago" Johnson who can't type.

In which case you could be a 54 year old axe murderer with a desire to behead a naive Scotsman, after you've had your wicked way with him... or even the other way round

cu63d:

Yes, and that's why when my daughter reaches 15 she will not be allowed to travel to Richmond to meet her '15 year old' online buddy called 'Bob'.

Okay then, good call.

cu63d:

In which case you could be a 54 year old axe murderer with a desire to behead a naive Scotsman, after you've had your wicked way with him... or even the other way round

Damn! I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling Scots!

 I knew it.  This interweb thing is full of weirdos.

I'm actually gonna be in Scotland from July 11 - July 18.  Was planning to go to Edinburgh at least twice, do you ever make the trip over there?

 Yeah mate, just give me a shout when you get down there and we will go for a...wait a minute...you nearly got me then!!  Nice try.

I don't manage to get that far down south very often, but there are some really good pubs and it's a great night out.

Word of warning - don't under any circumstance call Scotland 'England' or a Scotsman 'English'.

cu63d:

 Yeah mate, just give me a shout when you get down there and we will go for a...wait a minute...you nearly got me then!!  Nice try.

 

I don't manage to get that far down south very often, but there are some really good pubs and it's a great night out.

Word of warning - don't under any circumstance call Scotland 'England' or a Scotsman 'English'.

Oh, I know, some of my ancestry is Scots/Irish, I wouldn't dare make that mistake!  That's why I'll be over there actually, to visit my grandmother and uncles that live south of Edinburgh.

And don't worry man, I'm not 15, I'm 32.  I'd be happy to meet you at some pub in Edinburgh if you venture down that way in July!

LOL the joys of being underage by 9 FUCKING MONTHS. Bleh. I'd be honoured to be able to meet any of you guys, purely because you're all so individual and yet get along so well. And Elepants seems like a GEE. AWWWWWWWH CUDDLES!!!

*ahem*